REALLY Bad puns: 2011

7/23/11

Washington: A bunch of laundry that your have to do.

Carpet: A pet that lives with you in your car.

What do dead batteries cost? Nothing - they're free of charge.

What do you get when you combine a giraffe and an 80's dude? A GIRRAFRO!

Since valentines day is here, here's a special pun for you:

On Valentine's day, many people take heart.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

With an iron will, we shall try to solder on, said the welder.

Why did the golfer bring two pair of pants to the game? In case he got a hole in one.

Did you hear about the man who lost his left side? He's all right now.

What do bees call their queen? Her majestbee!

Who can't walk the plank? Plankton!

How do celebrities keep cool? They have lots of fans!

!What kind of dog tells the time? A watch dog

.'So two fish are swimming and hit a wall. One says 'dam

?Why call it an eyeball of fire when you can call it a f-eye-rball

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