Washington? What's that?

Washington: A bunch of laundry that your have to do.

What's a 'Carpet'?

Carpet: A pet that lives with you in your car.

You know when to buy them

What do dead batteries cost? Nothing - they're free of charge.

Giraffe or Afros?

What do you get when you combine a giraffe and an 80's dude? A GIRRAFRO!

Special Valentines Day Pun

Since valentines day is here, here's a special pun for you:

On Valentine's day, many people take heart.

The growing baseball

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.